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ACT IV, SCENE II.Another room in the castle.  | 
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Enter HAMLET  | 
HAMLET 
    Safely stowed.
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ROSENCRANTZ GUILDENSTERN 
    [Within] Hamlet! Lord Hamlet!
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HAMLET 
    What noise? who calls on Hamlet?
    O, here they come.
    Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN 
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ROSENCRANTZ 
    What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?
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HAMLET 
    Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.
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ROSENCRANTZ 
    Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence 
    And bear it to the chapel.
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HAMLET 
    Do not believe it.
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ROSENCRANTZ 
    Believe what?
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HAMLET 
    That I can keep your counsel and not mine own. 
    Besides, to be demanded of a sponge! what 
    replication should be made by the son of a king?
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ROSENCRANTZ 
    Take you me for a sponge, my lord?
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HAMLET 
    Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his 
    rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the 
    king best service in the end: he keeps them, like 
    an ape, in the corner of his jaw; first mouthed, to 
    be last swallowed: when he needs what you have 
    gleaned, it is but squeezing you, and, sponge, you 
    shall be dry again.
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ROSENCRANTZ 
    I understand you not, my lord.
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HAMLET 
    I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a 
    foolish ear.
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ROSENCRANTZ 
    My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go 
    with us to the king.
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HAMLET 
    The body is with the king, but the king is not with 
    the body. The king is a thing--
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GUILDENSTERN 
    A thing, my lord!
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HAMLET 
    Of nothing: bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after.
    Exeunt 
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