ACT V, SCENE II.A hall in the castle.  | 
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Enter HAMLET and HORATIO  | 
HAMLET 
    So much for this, sir: now shall you see the other; 
    You do remember all the circumstance?
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HORATIO 
    Remember it, my lord?
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HAMLET 
    Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting, 
    That would not let me sleep: methought I lay 
    Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly, 
    And praised be rashness for it, let us know, 
    Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well, 
    When our deep plots do pall: and that should teach us 
    There's a divinity that shapes our ends, 
    Rough-hew them how we will,--
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HORATIO 
    That is most certain.
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HAMLET 
    Up from my cabin, 
    My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark 
    Groped I to find out them; had my desire. 
    Finger'd their packet, and in fine withdrew 
    To mine own room again; making so bold, 
    My fears forgetting manners, to unseal 
    Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,-- 
    O royal knavery!--an exact command, 
    Larded with many several sorts of reasons 
    Importing Denmark's health and England's too, 
    With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life, 
    That, on the supervise, no leisure bated, 
    No, not to stay the grinding of the axe, 
    My head should be struck off.
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HORATIO 
    Is't possible?
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HAMLET 
    Here's the commission: read it at more leisure. 
    But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed?
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HORATIO 
    I beseech you.
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HAMLET 
    Being thus be-netted round with villanies,-- 
    Ere I could make a prologue to my brains, 
    They had begun the play--I sat me down, 
    Devised a new commission, wrote it fair: 
    I once did hold it, as our statists do, 
    A baseness to write fair and labour'd much 
    How to forget that learning, but, sir, now 
    It did me yeoman's service: wilt thou know 
    The effect of what I wrote?
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HORATIO 
    Ay, good my lord.
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HAMLET 
    An earnest conjuration from the king, 
    As England was his faithful tributary, 
    As love between them like the palm might flourish, 
    As peace should stiff her wheaten garland wear 
    And stand a comma 'tween their amities, 
    And many such-like 'As'es of great charge, 
    That, on the view and knowing of these contents, 
    Without debatement further, more or less, 
    He should the bearers put to sudden death, 
    Not shriving-time allow'd.
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HORATIO 
    How was this seal'd?
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HAMLET 
    Why, even in that was heaven ordinant. 
    I had my father's signet in my purse, 
    Which was the model of that Danish seal; 
    Folded the writ up in form of the other, 
    Subscribed it, gave't the impression, placed it safely, 
    The changeling never known. Now, the next day 
    Was our sea-fight; and what to this was sequent 
    Thou know'st already.
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HORATIO 
    So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.
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HAMLET 
    Why, man, they did make love to this employment; 
    They are not near my conscience; their defeat 
    Does by their own insinuation grow: 
    'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes 
    Between the pass and fell incensed points 
    Of mighty opposites.
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HORATIO 
    Why, what a king is this!
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HAMLET 
    Does it not, think'st thee, stand me now upon-- 
    He that hath kill'd my king and whored my mother, 
    Popp'd in between the election and my hopes, 
    Thrown out his angle for my proper life, 
    And with such cozenage--is't not perfect conscience, 
    To quit him with this arm? and is't not to be damn'd, 
    To let this canker of our nature come 
    In further evil?
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HORATIO 
    It must be shortly known to him from England 
    What is the issue of the business there.
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HAMLET 
    It will be short: the interim is mine; 
    And a man's life's no more than to say 'One.' 
    But I am very sorry, good Horatio, 
    That to Laertes I forgot myself; 
    For, by the image of my cause, I see 
    The portraiture of his: I'll court his favours. 
    But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me 
    Into a towering passion.
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HORATIO 
    Peace! who comes here?
    Enter OSRIC 
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OSRIC 
    Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.
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HAMLET 
    I humbly thank you, sir. Dost know this water-fly?
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HORATIO 
    No, my good lord.
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HAMLET 
    Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to 
    know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a 
    beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at 
    the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say, 
    spacious in the possession of dirt.
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OSRIC 
    Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I 
    should impart a thing to you from his majesty.
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HAMLET 
    I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of 
    spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.
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OSRIC 
    I thank your lordship, it is very hot.
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HAMLET 
    No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is
    northerly.
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OSRIC 
    It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.
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HAMLET 
    But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my
    complexion.
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OSRIC 
    Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,--as 
    'twere,--I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his 
    majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a 
    great wager on your head: sir, this is the matter,--
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HAMLET 
    I beseech you, remember--
    HAMLET moves him to put on his hat 
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OSRIC 
    Nay, good my lord; for mine ease, in good faith. 
    Sir, here is newly come to court Laertes; believe 
    me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent 
    differences, of very soft society and great showing: 
    indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card or 
    calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the 
    continent of what part a gentleman would see.
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HAMLET 
    Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you; 
    though, I know, to divide him inventorially would 
    dizzy the arithmetic of memory, and yet but yaw 
    neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the 
    verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of 
    great article; and his infusion of such dearth and 
    rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his 
    semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace 
    him, his umbrage, nothing more.
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OSRIC 
    Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.
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HAMLET 
    The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman 
    in our more rawer breath?
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OSRIC 
    Sir?
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HORATIO 
    Is't not possible to understand in another tongue? 
    You will do't, sir, really.
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HAMLET 
    What imports the nomination of this gentleman?
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OSRIC 
    Of Laertes?
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HORATIO 
    His purse is empty already; all's golden words are spent.
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HAMLET 
    Of him, sir.
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OSRIC 
    I know you are not ignorant--
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HAMLET 
    I would you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did, 
    it would not much approve me. Well, sir?
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OSRIC 
    You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is--
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HAMLET 
    I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with 
    him in excellence; but, to know a man well, were to 
    know himself.
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OSRIC 
    I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation 
    laid on him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed.
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HAMLET 
    What's his weapon?
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OSRIC 
    Rapier and dagger.
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HAMLET 
    That's two of his weapons: but, well.
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OSRIC 
    The king, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary 
    horses: against the which he has imponed, as I take 
    it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their 
    assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so: three of the 
    carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very 
    responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, 
    and of very liberal conceit.
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HAMLET 
    What call you the carriages?
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HORATIO 
    I knew you must be edified by the margent ere you had done.
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OSRIC 
    The carriages, sir, are the hangers.
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HAMLET 
    The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we 
    could carry cannon by our sides: I would it might 
    be hangers till then. But, on: six Barbary horses 
    against six French swords, their assigns, and three 
    liberal-conceited carriages; that's the French bet 
    against the Danish. Why is this 'imponed,' as you call it?
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OSRIC 
    The king, sir, hath laid, that in a dozen passes 
    between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you 
    three hits: he hath laid on twelve for nine; and it 
    would come to immediate trial, if your lordship 
    would vouchsafe the answer.
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HAMLET 
    How if I answer 'no'?
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OSRIC 
    I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial.
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HAMLET 
    Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his 
    majesty, 'tis the breathing time of day with me; let 
    the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the 
    king hold his purpose, I will win for him an I can; 
    if not, I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.
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OSRIC 
    Shall I re-deliver you e'en so?
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HAMLET 
    To this effect, sir; after what flourish your nature will.
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OSRIC 
    I commend my duty to your lordship.
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HAMLET 
    Yours, yours.
    Exit OSRIC 
    He does well to commend it himself; there are no 
    tongues else for's turn.
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HORATIO 
    This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.
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HAMLET 
    He did comply with his dug, before he sucked it. 
    Thus has he--and many more of the same bevy that I 
    know the dressy age dotes on--only got the tune of 
    the time and outward habit of encounter; a kind of 
    yesty collection, which carries them through and 
    through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do 
    but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.
    Enter a Lord 
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Lord 
    My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young 
    Osric, who brings back to him that you attend him in 
    the hall: he sends to know if your pleasure hold to 
    play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time.
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HAMLET 
    I am constant to my purpose; they follow the king's 
    pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now 
    or whensoever, provided I be so able as now.
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Lord 
    The king and queen and all are coming down.
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HAMLET 
    In happy time.
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Lord 
    The queen desires you to use some gentle 
    entertainment to Laertes before you fall to play.
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HAMLET 
    She well instructs me.
    Exit Lord 
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HORATIO 
    You will lose this wager, my lord.
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HAMLET 
    I do not think so: since he went into France, I 
    have been in continual practise: I shall win at the 
    odds. But thou wouldst not think how ill all's here 
    about my heart: but it is no matter.
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HORATIO 
    Nay, good my lord,--
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HAMLET 
    It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of 
    gain-giving, as would perhaps trouble a woman.
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HORATIO 
    If your mind dislike any thing, obey it: I will 
    forestall their repair hither, and say you are not
    fit.
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HAMLET 
    Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special 
    providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 
    'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be 
    now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the 
    readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he 
    leaves, what is't to leave betimes?
    Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, LAERTES, 
    Lords, OSRIC, and Attendants with foils, & c 
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
    KING CLAUDIUS puts LAERTES' hand into HAMLET's 
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HAMLET 
    Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong; 
    But pardon't, as you are a gentleman. 
    This presence knows, 
    And you must needs have heard, how I am punish'd 
    With sore distraction. What I have done, 
    That might your nature, honour and exception 
    Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness. 
    Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never Hamlet: 
    If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away, 
    And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes, 
    Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it. 
    Who does it, then? His madness: if't be so, 
    Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd; 
    His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy. 
    Sir, in this audience, 
    Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil 
    Free me so far in your most generous thoughts, 
    That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house, 
    And hurt my brother.
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LAERTES 
    I am satisfied in nature, 
    Whose motive, in this case, should stir me most 
    To my revenge: but in my terms of honour 
    I stand aloof; and will no reconcilement, 
    Till by some elder masters, of known honour, 
    I have a voice and precedent of peace, 
    To keep my name ungored. But till that time, 
    I do receive your offer'd love like love, 
    And will not wrong it.
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HAMLET 
    I embrace it freely; 
    And will this brother's wager frankly play. 
    Give us the foils. Come on.
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LAERTES 
    Come, one for me.
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HAMLET 
    I'll be your foil, Laertes: in mine ignorance 
    Your skill shall, like a star i' the darkest night, 
    Stick fiery off indeed.
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LAERTES 
    You mock me, sir.
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HAMLET 
    No, by this hand.
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet, 
    You know the wager?
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HAMLET 
    Very well, my lord 
    Your grace hath laid the odds o' the weaker side.
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    I do not fear it; I have seen you both: 
    But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds.
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LAERTES 
    This is too heavy, let me see another.
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HAMLET 
    This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
    They prepare to play 
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OSRIC 
    Ay, my good lord.
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    Set me the stoops of wine upon that table. 
    If Hamlet give the first or second hit, 
    Or quit in answer of the third exchange, 
    Let all the battlements their ordnance fire: 
    The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath; 
    And in the cup an union shall he throw, 
    Richer than that which four successive kings 
    In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups; 
    And let the kettle to the trumpet speak, 
    The trumpet to the cannoneer without, 
    The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth, 
    'Now the king dunks to Hamlet.' Come, begin: 
    And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.
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HAMLET 
    Come on, sir.
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LAERTES 
    Come, my lord.
    They play 
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HAMLET 
    One.
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LAERTES 
    No.
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HAMLET 
    Judgment.
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OSRIC 
    A hit, a very palpable hit.
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LAERTES 
    Well; again.
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    Stay; give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine; 
    Here's to thy health.
    Trumpets sound, and cannon shot off within 
    Give him the cup. 
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HAMLET 
    I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile. Come.
    They play 
    Another hit; what say you? 
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LAERTES 
    A touch, a touch, I do confess.
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    Our son shall win.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE 
    He's fat, and scant of breath. 
    Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows; 
    The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.
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HAMLET 
    Good madam!
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    Gertrude, do not drink.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE 
    I will, my lord; I pray you, pardon me.
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    [Aside] It is the poison'd cup: it is too late.
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HAMLET 
    I dare not drink yet, madam; by and by.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE 
    Come, let me wipe thy face.
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LAERTES 
    My lord, I'll hit him now.
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    I do not think't.
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LAERTES 
    [Aside] And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience.
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HAMLET 
    Come, for the third, Laertes: you but dally; 
    I pray you, pass with your best violence; 
    I am afeard you make a wanton of me.
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LAERTES 
    Say you so? come on.
    They play 
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OSRIC 
    Nothing, neither way.
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LAERTES 
    Have at you now!
    LAERTES wounds HAMLET; then in scuffling, they change  
    rapiers, and HAMLET wounds LAERTES 
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    Part them; they are incensed.
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HAMLET 
    Nay, come, again.
    QUEEN GERTRUDE falls 
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OSRIC 
    Look to the queen there, ho!
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HORATIO 
    They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord?
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OSRIC 
    How is't, Laertes?
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LAERTES 
    Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric; 
    I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.
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HAMLET 
    How does the queen?
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    She swounds to see them bleed.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE 
    No, no, the drink, the drink,--O my dear Hamlet,-- 
    The drink, the drink! I am poison'd.
    Dies 
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HAMLET 
    O villany! Ho! let the door be lock'd: 
    Treachery! Seek it out.
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LAERTES 
    It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art slain; 
    No medicine in the world can do thee good; 
    In thee there is not half an hour of life; 
    The treacherous instrument is in thy hand, 
    Unbated and envenom'd: the foul practise 
    Hath turn'd itself on me lo, here I lie, 
    Never to rise again: thy mother's poison'd: 
    I can no more: the king, the king's to blame.
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HAMLET 
    The point!--envenom'd too! 
    Then, venom, to thy work.
    Stabs KING CLAUDIUS 
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All 
    Treason! treason!
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KING CLAUDIUS 
    O, yet defend me, friends; I am but hurt.
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HAMLET 
    Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane, 
    Drink off this potion. Is thy union here? 
    Follow my mother.
    KING CLAUDIUS dies 
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LAERTES 
    He is justly served; 
    It is a poison temper'd by himself. 
    Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet: 
    Mine and my father's death come not upon thee, 
    Nor thine on me.
    Dies 
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HAMLET 
    Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee. 
    I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu! 
    You that look pale and tremble at this chance, 
    That are but mutes or audience to this act, 
    Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, death, 
    Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you-- 
    But let it be. Horatio, I am dead; 
    Thou livest; report me and my cause aright 
    To the unsatisfied.
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HORATIO 
    Never believe it: 
    I am more an antique Roman than a Dane: 
    Here's yet some liquor left.
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HAMLET 
    As thou'rt a man, 
    Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't. 
    O good Horatio, what a wounded name, 
    Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me! 
    If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart 
    Absent thee from felicity awhile, 
    And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain, 
    To tell my story.
    March afar off, and shot within 
    What warlike noise is this?
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OSRIC 
    Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland, 
    To the ambassadors of England gives 
    This warlike volley.
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HAMLET 
    O, I die, Horatio;
    The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit: 
    I cannot live to hear the news from England; 
    But I do prophesy the election lights 
    On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice; 
    So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less, 
    Which have solicited. The rest is silence.
    Dies 
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HORATIO 
    Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: 
    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! 
    Why does the drum come hither?
    March within 
    Enter FORTINBRAS, the English Ambassadors, and others 
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PRINCE FORTINBRAS 
    Where is this sight?
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HORATIO 
    What is it ye would see? 
    If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.
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PRINCE FORTINBRAS 
    This quarry cries on havoc. O proud death, 
    What feast is toward in thine eternal cell, 
    That thou so many princes at a shot 
    So bloodily hast struck?
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First Ambassador 
    The sight is dismal; 
    And our affairs from England come too late: 
    The ears are senseless that should give us hearing, 
    To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd, 
    That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead: 
    Where should we have our thanks?
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HORATIO 
    Not from his mouth, 
    Had it the ability of life to thank you: 
    He never gave commandment for their death. 
    But since, so jump upon this bloody question, 
    You from the Polack wars, and you from England, 
    Are here arrived give order that these bodies 
    High on a stage be placed to the view; 
    And let me speak to the yet unknowing world 
    How these things came about: so shall you hear 
    Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts, 
    Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters, 
    Of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause, 
    And, in this upshot, purposes mistook 
    Fall'n on the inventors' reads: all this can I 
    Truly deliver.
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PRINCE FORTINBRAS 
    Let us haste to hear it, 
    And call the noblest to the audience. 
    For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune: 
    I have some rights of memory in this kingdom, 
    Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me.
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HORATIO 
    Of that I shall have also cause to speak, 
    And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more; 
    But let this same be presently perform'd, 
    Even while men's minds are wild; lest more mischance 
    On plots and errors, happen.
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PRINCE FORTINBRAS 
    Let four captains 
    Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage; 
    For he was likely, had he been put on, 
    To have proved most royally: and, for his passage, 
    The soldiers' music and the rites of war 
    Speak loudly for him. 
    Take up the bodies: such a sight as this 
    Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss. 
    Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
    A dead march. Exeunt, bearing off the dead bodies;  after which a peal of ordnance is shot off 
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